Pompeii The best part about living next to a volcano is that it doubles as a garbage incinerator. Unfortunately, it looks as though the civilization in this disaster movie have […]

Philomena The upside to writing an article on a senior is that they could die and you could get an obit, too. Sadly, a human-interest story is all that the […]

Frozen Finally, Disney addresses the issues of their aging audience with this feature about poor blood circulation. Oops! Apparently this animated movie is about an ice princess, not about icy […]

Thor: The Dark World The upside to being the God of Thunder is that you have a solid excuse every time you fart. Thankfully, the fair-haired deity in this action […]

Captain Phillips The best part of being a sea captain is getting to preside over all those same-sex marriages between crew members. Unfortunately, there won’t be any ceremonies aboard the […]

Prisoners It’s surprising a fat, unshaven old man would crawl down a chimney to give children toys and to not kidnap them while they slept. Mind you, it wasn’t Santa […]

Man of Steel At last, Hollywood has decided to embrace the modern family dynamic with a super hero raised by two fathers. What’s more, the alien in this action movie […]